also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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