Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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