New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
