Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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