I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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