I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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