honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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