ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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