I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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