I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
