Grow some girl-balls and come out already
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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