That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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