i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Watching her eat just hurts me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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