When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i already hear my dad disowning me
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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