You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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