shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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