Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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