is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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