Yo dont text me then not text me
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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