Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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