You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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