There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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