It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize
