due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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