I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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