I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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