Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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