just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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