I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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