I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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