Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
bring money and cleavage
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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