i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Sober January is a disaster.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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