no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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