thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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