be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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