just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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