So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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