I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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