brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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