I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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