It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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