you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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