I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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