i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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