just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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