im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
3pm strippers are depressing
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Everclear isn't food dammit
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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