I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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