I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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