she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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