umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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