quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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