I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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