your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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