all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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